giovedì, aprile 29, 2004
I don't understand how come you're gone, man.
I don't understand why half the world is still crying, man,
when the other half of the world is still crying too, man,
I can't get it together.
I mean, if you got a cat for one day, man
I mean, if you, say, say,
if you want a cat for 365 days, right
You ain't got him for 365 days,
you got him for one day, man.
Well I tell you that one day, man, better be your life, man.
Because, you know, you can say, oh man,
you can cry about the other 364, man,
but you're gonna lose that one day, man,
and that's all you've got.
You gotta call that love, man.
That's what it is, man.
If you got it today you don't want it tomorrow, man,
'cause you don't need it,
'cause as a matter of fact,
as we discovered in the train,
tomorrow never happens, man...... It's all the same fucking day, man!
"Tra i cantanti ed i gruppi più gettonati tra la fine del secondo millennio e l'inizio del nuovo, abbiamo Carlos Santana, l'intramontabile Bon Jovi, Peter Gabriel, Whitney Houston, Jarabe de Palo, i metallici Iron Maiden, Britney Spears, gli irriverenti Blink 182, e gli intramontabili Pink Floyd, Sting, Bob Dylan."
il mio santo protettore
lunedì, aprile 26, 2004
se me l'avessero detto quando avevo quindici anni non ci avrei mai creduto
E-very day
has a beginning and ending
like
e-very life
has a start and finish
July is gone like the gas-o-line it took
to make the cir-cle again
Flor(i)da to Flor(i)da...... by way of a-meEE-rrrrica
Cocaine and soda
playing Tetris in our un-der-wear
(We take) turns reading letters
I read the haiku and-you-move-your-nails-across-my-legs
In your arms
I don't know who I am
taking all I know about nihilism and trying to build it into a life
WITH YOUR THOUGHT IN MIIIIND
IIIIIIII WALK THE STREEEETS DOWN TO THE SHORES
AND I SIIIIIIIINK INTOOOOOOO THE PACIFIIIIIIIIC
THIS IS EVERYTHIIIIIING UP TO NOOOOOOOOW EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENDINGGGG
IT WAS NICE TO BELIEVE FOOOOR A WHILE
adesso va bene
domenica, aprile 25, 2004
sesamo in grani 47%, sciroppo di glucosio, zucchero
prodotto e confezionato in polonia
venerdì, aprile 23, 2004
<< Se la vita è un delirio tutto pieno di menzogne, più stai lontano e più ne puoi metter dentro di menzogne e più sei contento, è naturale e regolare.
La verità non si può mangiare.
Per esempio adesso è facile venirci a raccontare delle cose su Gesù Cristo.
Faceva i suoi bisogni davanti a tutti Gesù Cristo?
Ho idea che non avrebbe funzionato a lungo il trucco se lui avesse fatto la cacca in pubblico.
Essere presenti il meno che si può, tutto lì. >>
| 07/04 10:26 |
| MARSIGLIA, RITROVATO AEREO DI SAINT-EXUPERY |
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L'aereo del pilota-scrittore, Antoine de Saint-Exupery è stato ritrovato nella rada di Marsiglia,circa 60 anni dopo la sua scomparsa,avvenuta il 31 luglio del 1944, durante una missione di ricognizione sulle coste francesi del Sud. Lo rivela il quotidiano "La Provence". L'aereo, un ricognitore Lockheed Lightning P-38, è stato individuato da un subacqueo,che ha identificato il numero di serie sui resti del velivolo.
Goodnight, sweet prince. And flights of angels sing thee to thy rest.
(non so voi ma io ho ancora il terrore dei baobab. mi disegni per favore un iguanodonte?) |
avete presente la storiella del "usiamo solo il 10% del nostro potenziale cerebrale blabblà "? tutte puttanate
per chi volesse documentarsi:
uno e due
in inglese più approfondito: uan end chu end tri
ora mi sento più tranquilla nella mia idiozia. evviva.
fuck uri geller
mercoledì, aprile 21, 2004
Have You Ever Tasted Skin?
martedì, aprile 20, 2004
l'eterna lotta dell'uomo contro il cestello della friggitrice
lunedì, aprile 19, 2004
Gesù e Hitler non sono mai stati visti nello stesso posto
riflettete
domenica, aprile 18, 2004
odio
(le multinazionali spagnole)
periodo di grande spiritualitÃ
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Sì!
Sì!
venerdì, aprile 16, 2004
NORVEGESE philadelfia solo sotto 2 fette salmone 4 pezzi uovo cetriolini 5 fette alternate 
Dio è morto.
-- Nietzsche
Nietzsche è morto.
-- Dio
scusa stavo avendo un attimo di intimità con il mio cinghiale
giovedì, aprile 15, 2004
How to Smoke in Airplane Lavatories
Things to place in your carry-on bag:
*Duct tape
*Bowl (the lighter the better, a simple plastic soup bowl should suffice)
*Novelty Fart Spray (or a spray air-freshener as a weak alternative)
*Portable vacuum cleaner
*Mouthwash/mouth spray
*Your favorite pack of fags
How:
Once inside the lavatory, make sure that you lock your door. Next, locate the smoke detector and place the bowl under the detector, thereby encompassing the detector within the confines of the bowl. Tape the rim of the bowl to the wall/ceiling, making sure no gaps remain. If you wish to be extra cautious, tape over the edges of the lavatory door as well. As you light up, simply turn on the portable vacuum cleaner and let it suck up the smoke. After you’re done, and the smoke is successfully dissipated, spray the novelty fart spray throughout the lavatory (the novelty fart spray is a nice alternative to air freshener on account of the air freshener giving a greater indication of an attempt to cover up a smell, which of course may be your own bodily odor).
Finally, rinse with mouthwash/spray to get the odor off your own body, remove the tape/bowl, and walk out…And remember that a fine for tampering with the smoke detectors may be as much as $2000
{Police in Honduras have arrested three teenagers who were playing football with a human skull.}
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mercoledì, aprile 14, 2004
 de resurrekcion. noooo escheeeping blasfeeemiiiii
martedì, aprile 13, 2004
The Religious Shit List
 AGNOSTICISM (1):
What is this shit?
AGNOSTICISM (2):
Maybe there is shit or maybe it happens, then again, maybe not.
ALTRUISM (1):
Want some shit?
ALTRUISM (2):
Let me give you my shit.
AMERICANISM:
Who gives a shit?
AMISH:
Shit shall occur.
ANAL RETENTIVISM:
Keeping your shit to yourself
ANGLICANISM:
Our shit doesn't stink.
APATHISM:
I don't give a shit.
ARCHIMEDESMISM:
If I had a lever long enough and a place to stand, I could move the Earth,
even though its full of shit.
ARISTOTLISM (1):
Once shit is stretched by an idea, it never happens again in its original shape.
ATHEISM (1):
What shit?
ATHEISM (2):
I can't believe this shit!
BUDDHISM:
If shit happens, it isn't really shit.
ZEN BUDDHISM (1):
Shit is, and is not.
ZEN BUDDHISM (2):
What is the sound of a shit happening?
CALVINISM:
Shit happens because you don't work.
CAPITALISM:
That's MY shit.
CATHOLOCISM:
If shit happens, you deserved it.
CHAUVANISM:
We may be shit, but you can't live without us...
CHURCH OF THE SUBGENIUS:
BoB shits.
CHRISTIAN SCIENCE (1):
Whenever shit happens, don't call a doctor - pray!
CHRISTIAN SCIENCE (2):
Shit happening is all in your mind.
COMMERCIALISM:
Let's package this shit.
COMMUNISM:
It's everybody's shit.
CONFUCIANISM:
Confucius say, "Shit happens."
CONGREGATIONALIST:
Shit that happens to one person is just as good as shit that happens to another.
CREATIONISM:
God made all shit.
DARWINISM:
This shit was once food.
EPISCOPALIAN:
It's not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve the right wine with it.
EXISTENTIALISM (1):
Shit doesn't happen; shit IS.
EXISTENTIALISM (2):
What is shit, anyway?
FEMINISM:
Men are shit.
FUNDAMENTALISM (1):
If shit happens, you'll go to hell, unless you are born again. (Hallelujah!)
FUNDAMENTALISM (2):
If shit happens to a televangelist, it's okay.
FUNDAMENTALISM (3):
Shit must be born again.
HARE KRISHNA:
Shit happens, rama rama.
HEDONISM:
There is nothing like a good shit happening!
HINDUISM:
This shit has happened before.
IDOLISM:
Let's bronze this shit.
IMPRESSIONISM:
From a distance, shit looks like a garden.
ISLAM (1):
If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
ISLAM (2):
If shit happens, kill the person responsible.
ISLAM (3):
If shit happens, blame Israel.
JEHOVA'S WITNESS (1):
Knock Knock... Shit happens.
JEHOVA'S WITNESS (2):
May we have a moment of your time to show you some of our shit?
JEHOVA'S WITNESS (3):
Shit has been prophesied and is imminent; only the righteous shall survive.
JUDAISM:
Why does this shit always happen to us?
LUTHERAN:
If shit happens, don't talk about it.
METHODIST:
It's not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve grape juice with it.
MOONIES:
Only really happy shit happens.
MORMONISM (1):
God sent us this shit.
MORMONISM (2):
This shit is going to happen again.
NIHILISM:
No shit.
PRACTICALISM:
Deal with shit one day at a time.
PRESBYTERIAN:
This shit was bound to happen.
PROTESTANTISM:
Let shit happen to someone else.
QUAKERS:
Let us not fight over this shit.
RASTAFARIANISM:
Let's smoke this shit!
SATANISM:
SNEPPAH TIHS.
SCIENTOLOGY:
If shit happens, see "Dianetics", p.157.
SECULAR HUMANISM:
Shit evolves.
SEVENTH DAY ADVENTIST:
No one shall shit on Saturday.
STOICISM:
This shit is good for me.
TAOISM:
Shit happens.
UNITARIAN (1):
Shit that happens to one person is just as bad as shit that happens to another.
UNITARIAN (2)
Come let us reason together about this shit.
UTOPIANISM:
This shit does not stink.
WICCAN:
As it harm none, let shit happen.
ZOROASTRIANISM:
Shit happens about half of the time.
lunedì, aprile 12, 2004
se siete tutti d'accordo direi che potrebbero giustiziare gwyneth paltrow e ridarci in cambio sylvia plath
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domenica, aprile 11, 2004
 omonimie inquietanti su rieducational channel   you'd better wise up....janet weissssssss
Easter Sunday, we were walking.
Easter Sunday, we were talking.
?(Jesus died for somebody's sins but not mine)?
giovedì, aprile 08, 2004
Now Andy, did you hear about this one?
Tell me, are you locked in the punch?
Hey Andy, are you goofing on Elvis?
Hey baby, are we losing touch?
mercoledì, aprile 07, 2004
Give up, just quit,
because in this life, you can't win.
Yeah, you can try,
but in the end your just gonna lose,
big time,
because the world is run by The Man.
The Man, oh you don't know The Man?
He's everywhere...
in the White House...
down the hall...
And The Man ruined the ozone,
he's burning down the Amazon,
and he kidnapped Shamu
and put her in a chlorine tank!
And there used to be a way
to stick it to The Man,
it was called Rock and Roll,
but guess what,
oh no, The Man ruined that too
with a little thing called MTV!
So don't waste your time
trying to make anything cool
or pure or awesome
cause The Man is just gonna
call you a fat washed up loser
and crush your soul.
So do yourselves a favor
and just GIVE UP!
ma andate a bagare voi e l'inappropriate material.....IL POTENTE!!
- Ha parlato di cinema europeo. Chi le piace tra i registi del vecchio Continente?
"Quando ero ragazzo i miei registi preferiti erano Bresson e Fassbinder, ma amavo ed amo moltissimo anche tutto il cinema italiano che va dagli anni '50 a metà dei '70. Il mio mito è in assoluto Pasolini, mentre il mio film preferito è Il Bell'Antonio di Bolognini".
- Il film è piuttosto caustico nei confronti della sua famiglia. Come hanno reagito i suoi genitori?
"Mio padre non ha voluto vedere Buffalo '66. Mia madre è invece venuta con me all'anteprima. Ha pianto molto mentre veniva proiettato il film e più tardi, mentre eravamo a cena con amici, ha ammesso di essere stata una madre orribile. E' stato il giorno più bello della mia vita!".
[Dopo aver rapito Christina Ricci, Vincent Gallo si ferma per far pipì contro un albero. Dopo aver finito si nota dal rumore che prima chiuda la zip e poi si vede chiaramente dai gesti che...insomma compie il classico gesto di scrollarsi il pisello. Io di solito compio tali azioni in ordine inverso.] AHHAAHHAHAHAHAHA
"You know why they call you Goon? Because you're retarded. And you're ugly. You're an ugly retard. And they call you Goon because you're ugly and retarded. And you'll always be Goon . . . Goon, Goon, Goon. And that's what I'm gonna call you for the rest of your life, is Goon. Goon, Goon, Goon, Goon, okay? So fuck you."
sssstrike! vai vincè....
martedì, aprile 06, 2004
chicchirichì
lunedì, aprile 05, 2004
(Andy Warhol looks a scream
Hang him on my wall
Andy Warhol, Silver Screen
Can't tell them apart at all)
[boZZo] se cado faccio BONG
[boZZo] ._:
[twinaleblood] io faccio being
[twinaleblood] perché uno che non è mai stato
[twinaleblood] quando cade è
facchìn gìnià s
ora.....uno può scherzare quanto vuole.
ma questi sono veramente I Tre Link Definitivi
da visitare (soggiornare/allunare/immergersisenzaossigenoperònonaffoghi/l'inquilinodelterzopiano) rigorosamente in quest'ordine, soffermandosi sul terzo e accompagnando con l'avanbraccio il movimento della testa che cade ed esce per un gelato. prendi le chiavi che forse esco.
La Mente Vacilla
niente sarà più lo stesso
domenica, aprile 04, 2004
Sunday comes and Sunday goes
Sunday always seems to move so slow
To me - and here she comes again
A perfect ending to a perfect day
A perfect ending what can I say
To you - lonely Sunday friend
Yeah you - Sunday never ends
Credo di capire a cosa serve la settimana: a fornire il tempo per riposarsi dalle fatiche della domenica.
bum
sabato, aprile 03, 2004
polly polly...... ti aspetto ad arezzo. il lambrusco lo porto io
polly.......
vuoi un cracker?
giovedì, aprile 01, 2004
GIAMMAI!
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